Nice-Pants-Dude

 "Where is everyone, un?" Deidara asked as he (literally) twirled into the red head`s apartment. "Shopping, eating, killing small animals," Sasori responded casually, setting down the medium-sized bag from the candy store. Deidara, caught off guard, ran his hip into the dinner table, letting out a loud hiss of pain, clutching his side. "Why . . . would anyone be killing small animals, un?" Deidara asked through clenched teeth as Sasori turned around and tried to hide his snicker behind his hand. "Hidan," Sasori simply said, reaching into the cabinets for two mugs. "Want some hot chocolate?" The blonde gasped excitedly, completely forg

 "Just one kiss, Dei," he could hear the brunette whispering seductively in the other's ear. The blonde hid his blushing face behind one hand, squeezing his eyes shut and shaking his head. "N-No, Chris, that would be betraying Sasori," Deidara spoke in a small voice, nervously glancing up at Chris` face. "He won`t even know, Dei, it`s fine." "No, un! That`d be cheating on him! I-I won`t do that!" "But," Chris said, taking a step towards Deidara, "that`s so mean. You`ll kiss Sasori but not me?" "He`s my boyfriend, Chris, un!" "C`mon Dei, it`ll be our little secret," Chris chuckled, wrapping his fingers around Deidara`s chin and til

You're like a circus animal. You yearn for attention. You hunger for people to look at you. People will silently think in their heads, What will he do next? And your "friends"? They're just the hundreds of children waiting for your next trick.

 "Jashin accepts you." "Yippie." "Ch, yippie? More like hallelujah, mother fucker!" Hidan spat out at his boyfriend, slapping him on the shoulder. "May I ask why it took The Almighty Jashin-sama so fucking long to accept me?" Kakuzu grumbled out, glaring slightly at Hidan. "Because Jashin has way more fucking important things to do than to observe a mofo like yo-!" Hidan began rambling before Kakuzu spun him around and roughly grabbed the Jashinist`s waist. "Two. Whole. Fucking. Weeks," Kakuzu hissed, causing Hidan to gulp loudly. "That`s how long you haven't even kissed me, Hidan!" Hidan rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over hi

 "Will you look at that!" "Hmm? What?" "Guess what today is, Hidan?" "Uh, two days after Thursday?" Itachi blinked a few times before speaking again. "Uh, yeah, but I mean, um, have you checked your calendar today?" the brunette asked, regaining his confidence with a smile. Hidan put down his favorite book (guess which one?) and shook his head, standing up. "Hey, wait a minute," Hidan said, stopping on his way to his room. "How do you know that I have a calendar of dates for Jashinism?" "Uh, because I`ve lived with you for, like, two and a half years. And you announce stupid things like: 'Today is Don`t Buy a Bra Day according to

Shuffle . . . shuffle . . . shuffle . . . BING! Sleep – My Chemical Romance Pairing: SasoDei "I`m messed up; I`m fucked up. Please, Dei, if you know what`s best for you-." "I know what`s best for me, un! I don`t care about-!" "But you will, Dei! And secretly, you do." "That`s not-! I don't . . . I love-." "No! Dei, please! Just leave me alone!" "That was one hell of an argument," the red head huffed out as he popped open his second beer, flopping lazily onto his bed. Taking a long swing out of the green bottle in his hand, he leisurely turned on the television, deciding to put up with Ellen DeGeneres for tonight. "Maybe h

 "Ya know, you really shouldn`t be hanging upside down," Itachi grumbled, towering over the Jashinist as he did continuous flips on the bar. Yes, Itachi and Hidan were currently at a little kid`s park, Kakuzu tagging along. "I`ve always wanted to take over a park! PARK DOMINATION!" That`s what Hidan had said. And he succeeded. All of the small children that had been playing and skipping joyfully in their Hidan-free park were now hiding behind the green slide or their parents had taken them home. Why? Well, a screaming and cursing Hidan can make almost anybody run away screaming for their mommy. "Why the hell not?" Hidan asked, spinnin

The thief looked down on me Watching and waiting for my response. "I want it back," I spoke. I tried to keep my voice even, But my voice cracked. I could see the edges of his lips curve up. Is it legal? Is it legal to be this cruel? "Give it back," I spoke softer. The thief is snickering now, Shaking his head. Is this funny? "Please, give it back." My voice could barely be heard. Less than a whisper. More than a command. A plea. I was begging. You thief. You took what was rightfully mine. Why do you do this to me? He may not be holding it, But I know he has it. Because it's not with me anymore. Please give me what you s

 "Got that, Iwa?" said the man, a formal black suit and red tie fitted around his huge body. The blonde looked up from his fingernails that he was just examining, mumbling a small "Un?" in confusion. The man rolled his eyes, sighing loudly and pinching the crook of his nose. "Please listen, Iwa, really," he said, folding his hands over his large belly. Deidara raised his eyebrow, snorting and chuckling softly. "Whatever," the assassin yawned, going back to studying his nails again. The man rolled his eyes again, clearing his throat. "No showing your face," the man said, "then you can`t even walk down the streets of any city, understand?"

You remind me of thunder. So loud. So startling. So alarming. So formidable. But you cannot hurt me. You stand so tall and roar so loud, Scaring all with your rumble. It's the lightning that does the real job, though, Striking down with great vengeance on those tiny ant-like people. You scamper close behind, Growling down at them for affect. But you cannot hurt me. Sometimes you snap, cracking loudly. Though other times you hold it in, Letting out a low snarl. You act like you're bigger than you are, Yelling at the top of your lungs. Many people dash for shelter, Obeying your every command. But you cannot hurt me. Oh da