So, new school year, that means more girls, Sasori, Kisame snickered, eyeing his red headed friend. Sasori smirked.
And boys, Kisame, Sasori corrected. I like boys and girls.
Heh, yeah, but youve never fucking thought any of them were fucking hot, all you want was a good fuck, Hidan said, sitting lazily in his chair.
Well, I just have to find that one special person that I know Ill love forever, Sasori said, taking a sip of his wine.
All heads turned towards him, everyone at the table looking at him like he was crazy. Sasori laughed, his wine still in his hand.
Oh, cmon guys, you know me better than that, thats not how I roll, I was kidding, jeez, Sasori said, chuckling, draining the rest of his wine, only to fill it back up again.
They all laughed, finally understanding. Sasori rolled his eyes. Idiots, he said.
Are not, youre the one whose failing every single class, well, except art, of course, Itachi said.
Ch, whatever, the red head growled.
I hope I can get a lady this year, but all of the girls in our school are complete sluts and whores, none of them are what I want, an orange haired boy said, sighing exhaustedly.
What do you want? Some hardcore, punk rock bitch or something? Kakuzu laughed. Pein nodded.
Exactly, he said, fixing one of his piercing.
Hmm, well, this year, I want a hot bombshell, Sasori said, licking his lips.
There arent any hot girls or boys anywhere anymore! Good luck, Kisame stated, shaking his head.
Dammit, Sasori cursed.
Wow, un, the blonde said, looking around the apartment that he and his best friend now lived in.
Konan sighed, setting a box down. I know, Dei, its not much at all, but its the best I could fin-, she started but was cut abruptly off by the one she was talking to.
No, no, no, un! Its wonderful! I was just amazed, its so big, un, Deidara said, setting three little boxes down. Konan raised a brow.
Yes, un. Big.
Its REALLY small, Dei.
No, un, its big.
Uh, Dei, its not-,
Its big, un.
Whatever you say.
Yeah, un, its big.
~*~First Day of school~*~
I wonder how many fucking bitches and basterds youre gonna fuck this year, Sasori, Hidan said, parking his motorcycle next to Sasoris.
All of the new kids, and maybe some of the old ones, I wrote down the names of all the ones who were the best to fuck, the red head said, walking towards the school, with his gang behind him.
All the students cleared the way as they passed, most of the girls giggling. Sasori sent them a sexy look, as he them melt and giggle. Ch, the girls here are just TOO easy, he thought, walking into the school, a grin on his face.
WOW, UN! Deidara said, eyes filled with amazement. Konan rolled her eyes.
So, let me guess, this place must be small to you, since this place actually IS big, Konan said. Unlike our apartment, she mumbled.
No, un! Its huge! Its wonderful! Cmon, Konan, un! I wanna see the inside! the sculptor said, grabbing Konans hand and dragging her along.