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Sleep – My Chemical Romance

Pairing: SasoDei


"I`m messed up; I`m fucked up. Please, Dei, if you know what`s best for you-."

"I know what`s best for me, un! I don`t care about-!"

"But you will, Dei! And secretly, you do."

"That`s not-! I don't . . . I love-."

"No! Dei, please! Just leave me alone!"


"That was one hell of an argument," the red head huffed out as he popped open his second beer, flopping lazily onto his bed. Taking a long swing out of the green bottle in his hand, he leisurely turned on the television, deciding to put up with Ellen DeGeneres for tonight.

"Maybe he`ll forget about it all tomorrow; I could stop by his place . . . grab a card at Hallmark on the way there, apologize or something . . . ," Sasori murmured to himself, pondering mindlessly while chugging down his beer.

"I`m addicted, Dei."

"I-I know, un . . ."

"Then why are you still here?! Why are you still with me?!"

"B-Because, un! I . . . I can`t just leave you! That'd be-!"

"Smart! Really smart, actually. Dump me! Leave me! I`m trash!"


Sasori`s cell phone began to vibrate on his bedside table, making an annoyingly loud noise. He lifted his head slothfully to see who was calling, and his heart rate didn't go up at all once he saw that his phone read in bright red letters: DEIDARA

Sasori groaned. "Dei, please . . . just go to bed," the red head tilted his head all the way back to get the last couple drops of beer out of his bottle.

`Maybe I should go to sleep, too,` Sasori thought, throwing his empty bottle on the ground and pulling the covers over himself, though he never got a wink of sleep that night.


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I'd Lie – Taylor Swift

Pairing: KakuHidan


"Mom! Where the fuck is my underwear?!" Hidan yelled as he slid down the railing, shirt hanging from his neck and jeans in his hand.

"Hidan, put some clothes on!" his mother said, covering her eyes as her son walked into the laundry room, grabbing his boxers.

"Chillax, mommy-dearest, I`m getting dressed now," Hidan mumbled, putting his shirt all the way on and slipping on his rocket ship boxers and bleached jeans.

"Hidan, sweetie," his mom said slowly, coming up from behind him and tugging at the sleeve of his shirt. The Jashinist turned around, raising his eyebrows.

"What?"

"You hate green, darling."

"Yeah. So what?"

"So why are you wearing a green T-shirt? I didn`t even think you had one . . ."

"W-Well, I bought it, like, last week . . . or something," Hidan trailed off, hugging himself and walking into the kitchen. He pulled out the milk carton and poured himself a glass of it, trying to ignore his mother`s eyes boring into the side of his head.

"Mooom," Hidan groaned.

"You`re going on a date with Kakuzu tonight, aren`t you?" his mom said, a smile inching its way onto her lips.

"Mom! It's not a date! We're just . . . hanging out," Hidan said, chugging down his milk as his mom laughed at him.

"Oh, sweetie, why don`t you just tell him-?"

"Blah blah blah! I can`t hear your stupid advice!" Hidan shouted and covered his ears with his hands.

"What`re you two doing?"

"Jashin dammit!" Hidan shrieked, spinning around to see Kakuzu walking through the front door. "You sure have a way of knocking, asshole."

"Thank you. You ready to go?" Kakuzu said in his usual monotone voice, not missing a beat from the insult.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Hidan grumbled, snatching his coat off the counter and stomping through the front door.

"Have fun!" Hidan`s mom called out to them.

"Yeah, whatever, bitch," Hidan mumbled as he jumped into the passenger seat of Kakuzu`s convertible. Kakuzu`s slowly got into his car, shut the door and leaned back in his chair, sighing. Hidan tapped his foot impatiently, strumming his fingers on the side of the car.

"Are we going now?" Hidan whined. Kakuzu looked over at him, and then suddenly smirked, chuckling softly. "What you laughin` at?"

"You," Kakuzu responded simply.

"Well I know that! But why, bitch?!" Hidan yelled as Kakuzu pulled out of his driveway.

"Oh, nothing," Kakuzu sighed, still smirking. In fact, he kept that smirk on the entire way, and once they were at the final red light, Kakuzu chuckled again, getting Hidan to raise his eyebrows.

They pulled into the parking lot and got out of the car, Hidan shutting it much harder than necessary.

"So what movie are we gonna watch? Can we movie hop?" Hidan asked, already marching towards the theatre.

"I dunno," Kakuzu said, walking quickly to catch up to his friend. "But Hidan . . ."

"Hmm?" Hidan grunted.

"Nice shirt."

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Gives You Hell – The All-American Rejects

Pairing: SasoDei


"Dannnaa, un!" the blonde said cheerfully. Too cheerfully for Sasori`s liking.

"Yes?" Sasori sighed, an obvious note of irritation in his voice.

"Guess what I gooot, un?" Deidara sang, jumping onto their shared hotel bed, knocking half of Sasori`s tools to the floor. The puppeteer clenched his fist tightly around his carving knife, commanding himself to not use the tool for something other than carving wood.

"I have absolutely no idea, Dei. What did you get?" Sasori asked, venom dripping from his words. Of course, Deidara, being the blonde he is, didn`t notice.

"Pocky, un! I love pocky! It`s so crunchy and delicious, ya know? And it has chocolate! And everything with chocolate is amazing! I just looove chocolate, un. In my opinion, it makes the world go `round! Which reminds me-!" Deidara started ranting, staring at his pocky box as he talked non-stop, before he was shoved to the ground roughly.

Deidara blinked, turning over on his back to look up at his danna. "Why did you push me, Danna, un?" he asked innocently.

"Because you`re annoying," Sasori murmured, knowing what was going to happen next.

"I am not, un!" Deidara shouted back, standing up, fuming.

"Dei, I swear to Buddha, if you say one more word, I'm going to make sure you can`t walk for a week," Sasori warned, throwing his art on the floor in frustration.

A devious grin carved itself onto Deidara`s gorgeous face. "Oh Danna, was that an invitation, un?"

"That`s it," Sasori snapped, standing up and grabbing his lover by the shoulders, throwing the blonde onto the bed.

"A-Ah! Wait, uh, Danna," Deidara stuttered, attempting to crawl away, only for Sasori to push him roughly back against the mattress.

"Sssh," Sasori pressed a finger to his lips, grinning. "We`re going to do this my way." Deidara`s eyes widened and twitched at the sight of the long rope in Sasori`s hand, his pocky in the other. Deidara struggled endlessly into the night as his pocky was used in a way that pocky was never really supposed to be used.
Heheheee, i saw this idea in some places over DeiviantART, so I decided to join~!! 8D <3 :heart:

The first one was hard to write. Negativity isn't "my thang" xP

btw, Sasori's, like, addicted to some weird drug (LIKE DILAUDID!!! 8D ---Criminal Minds refrence---), and that's what he's talking about~

the second one was so perfect for how i view KakuHidan!!!! I almost squealed! (Well, actually, I did. :D )

and the third one was soooo much fun to write~!! I'm probably gonna do this again~!!! FUN FUN FUN!!!! xDDDDD

read, enjoy, cherish, comment, favorite, ETC. ETC. ETC.~!!! :heart: :heart: <3 :D

luFfS cHU aLl~!! ;D :heart:
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